Sunday stories jokes and puns PART 1

 A cop sees an old woman carrying two

large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole

and is leaking 20 dollar bills.

The cop asks the woman, “Where did an

old lady like you get all of that money?”

She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course

behind my house and when golfers need

to go to the bathroom, they stick their

p*nis through a hole in my fence and pee

into my yard. It became a problem

because it kills the flowers.”

The cop asks, “So what did you do about

it?”

The old lady says, “I get my hedge

clippers and I wait behind the fence.

When a golfer sticks his p*nis through the

fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE

ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”

“That seems fair enough,” the cop says,

“so what’s in the other sack?”

The old lady replies with, “Not everyone

pays…”

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