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 A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills. The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?” She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their p*nis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.” The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?” The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his p*nis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!” “That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?” The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…” #Sundaystoriesjokesandpuns #happysunday😂😂

 Voltaire was a French writer & philosopher born in 1694. He believed that no religion should be favoured by the government. The man of the 18th Century. He died in 1778 shortly after returning to France. His Real name is Francois Mariet Arouet, Voltaire is his nom de plum (Stage name).  His body was stolen and No one knows where his body is until this day. The tomb he was buried in was opened and found to be empty.The theft was discovered in 1864. His most famous work titled the "Enlightenment." He is best known for it.

 Crushed cockroaches can be applied to a stinging wound to help relieve the pain. Cockroaches can be frozen for weeks and then thawed with no ill effects. Roaches can withstand 126 g’s of pressure with no problem. People get squished at 18 g’s. A cockroach can live for a week without its head. After about a week it dies of thirst since it is not able to drink water without a mouth. If a cockroach touches a human, it runs to safety and cleans itself. Fried cockroaches are common snacks in Cambodia, as are spiders and rats. Think that your teenagers are lazy? Cockroaches spend about 75% of their time resting.